when are they going to invent medicine that tastes good
i learn something new everyday
i ate a whole bottle of homeopathic tablets in like 8th grade cuz it tasted so good so i wouldn’t be surprised
HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS.
GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER HOLDING PUPPIES
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”
i wonder what my sense of humor would be like if i had never been on tumblr
my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective
Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Tom Hiddleston & Benedict Cumberbatch as Uni flatmates.
Is this real?
And Andrew Scott (x)Reblogging this every time
this is AMAZING.
SOMEONE WRITE A SCIRPT.
AND SEND IT IN.
AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
And Then You’ve got the Neighbors:
No uni’s complete without the professors ;)
I will make this happen before I (or they) die.
I second that motion.
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these descriptions floating around on tumblr and felt compelled to add visuals. They are from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.
bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
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